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The “lost” episode of magnum p.i.

Fri, 9 Dec 2011 09:35:54 -0500

Aloha! We’re headed back to paradise in the 1980s with Magnum, T.C., Rick, Higgins and The Lads! Four writers discovered this “lost” episode tucked inside a mildewing pair of Op shorts: Saara Dutton, Michael Ser, Peter Olson and Michael Maiello. It’s a high-octane caper filled with guns, girls and Tiki Gods. Enjoy “The Curse of the Kok’a’No’Work’a” while driving your Ferrari or grooming your mustache. Better yet, listen on your computer or iPod to see photos of this glorious ode to Magnum P.I.

THE HONOLULU BOYS CLUB

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 08:50:35 -0400

Welcome to The Bistro in Honolulu. The year is 1977. Slip inside and enter this dark, air conditioned lair. The Boys are all here: cracking jokes, drinking Jack and Cokes, getting blow jobs from a Vietnamese hooker under the table. You’ve got a full pack of Winston’s, a gold money clip filled with cash and your hair looks great. What could possibly go wrong?

CIA REJECT

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400

Have you ever wondered what CIA volleyball would look like? Ever dream of wearing a fat suit on espionage missions? Ever considered what it would be like to chase international criminals on public transportation?

THE SOUND AND THE FURRY

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400

Ready to mingle with the beasts? Prepared to let your animal instincts run wild? Then let’s head to a Furry Convention in Connecticut.

PEANUTS FOR PEONS

Wed, 3 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0400

First job out of college: CNN VJ, a.k.a Peon. Facing the wrath of media tycoon Ted Turner and Roz The Cafeteria lady at CNN Headquarters in Atlanta. Today we remember what it was like to be broke, foolish and referred to not by name but by function.

MAN OF THE HOUR

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0400

Enter the lusty confines of The Penthouse Executive Club as I become a certified exotic dancer while getting in touch with my masculine side.

THE DEER

Thu, 9 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0400

Let’s take a journey into the forest on Whidbey Island, where one summer my father decided to steal a deer and raise it in our living room.

BARBIE VS. AITI

Sun, 8 May 2011 00:00:00 -0400

Just in time for Mother’s Day! This one’s for your mom, or “aiti” in Finnish. Let me whisk you back to the crazy, sleazy, sweet days of Honolulu in late 1970’s. Prepare to hear about slutty Pan Am stewardesses and creative ways to play with Barbie and Ken.

ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0400

Don’t have the money for a trip to the Holy Land in Jerusalem? That’s okay, you can visit Jerusalem in Orlando, Florida. Don’t have the money for that either? No problem, you can just listen to this podcast about a fun-filled trip to the Holy Land Experience Bible Adventure Park. It’s a world of wonder when you take the I-4 exit that doesn’t go to Disneyworld and find yourself stepping back in time...

IMMUNITY

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 07:55:10 -0500

Do you buy your anti-bacterial gel in bulk? Have you tried on your emergency gas mask recently? Do you have a fire exit strategy?

The point is: do you have a commitment to caution?

Well guess what? You’re not immune to misfortune. You’re still fucked. Just ask Vinny.